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Saturday, January 3 | My blog is a Green blog. - 02:32

This is a Blog Challenge between bloggers imperfectgrandeur and thunderthoughts. Whosoever has the blog with the most number of awesome and best ways that he or she uses daily to save the earth will win honour, pride, reputation and dignity. Readers please rate and compare.

I shall list 11 to usher in the new year since 11 times 16 times 20 minus 1511 equates to 2009.

#1. When I get out of bed, I am careful not to step in any mounds of carbon so as to reduce my carbon footprint. (HAHA, get it! Shit, I'm hilarious.)

#2. After drinking any form of liquid from an aluminium can, I utilise my strengths, and weaknesses to dispose of it in a recycling bin.

#3. At the beach, I am careful to throw away my plastic bags in the rubbish bins available so I do not kill any dolphins or other less adorable sea creatures.

#4. After using my computer, I switch off the power to the CPU and computer monitor after usage weekly so as to reduce my household's overall use of electricity.

#5. When I do my homework, I remind myself to use both sides of the page. In the event that each side is for a different subject, I would then put a note at the bottom to the teacher in charge, to alert them that they have to pass it to the next teacher when he/she is done. Saving time, effort and money.

#6. Whenever I shop for groceries, while holding up hand with my palm facing her, I tell the cashier, 'Please, ma'am, transfer my groceries to a non-plastic bag as I am turning over a new eco-friendly leaf.' They usually smile.

#7. If I did smoke, I would blow the smoke at a 45-degree downward angle so that I diffuses slower into the air. Slowing down the rate at which the Earth would inevitably die out.

#8. If noise pollution counts, I play my iTunes at a socially-acceptable level, slightly lower than a car engine starting up.

#9. When I use tissue paper, I crease it into 8 parts so as to maximise each piece's full potential. Most likely the reason why I prefer the ones which come pre-folded in the small packet.

#10. When I go to the supermarket, I only buy CFC-free items. Even though they're banned, you'll never know when the supermarket would want to clear their 20-year-old stock.

#11. When I breathe, I try not to breathe too hard, so as to not lower the oxygen content of the surrounding air. Global warming is very real and we shouldn't take chances.

I hope you guys learn from this and start saving your own environment. Oh wait, that's mine too. See what I did? I made you think that it was really YOUR environment when in actual fact we share the same environment. Shocking? I thought so too.



Monday, December 29 | Quiz. - 01:26

According to your age, list down the number of things that most people don't know about you.
And then tag 5 people.

I took a very long time to do this

1. Everytime I go to my refrigerator to get water from the dispenser thing, I open my fridge door for no apparent reason.

2. My friends all think I'm a very popular person who drinks and has sex everyday, but deep down inside, I just want to be loved.

3. When I was in Primary 1, I used to take 5 dollars from Jonathan Yip everyday.

4. When I was in Primary 1, I stole metal rulers from the book store to put dents on the classroom windowsill.

5. I used to think that I was the only living person on earth and everyone else were just robots.

6. I used to hate pickles, then I liked them, then I hated them again.

7. I've been friends with my Sec 3 classmates for 3 years. (Haha.)

8. Before I learnt how to play guitar, I would air guitar to the opening of "Totally Spies".

9. I'm a Pokemon Master.

10. In Primary 4, I couldn't finish a Double Cheeseburger by myself.

11. I am very mature. (Oh wait, you guys probably know that already.)

12. I like locking my doors and closing my windows for a good sing-a-long session with iTunes.

13. I had a previous blog that embarrassed me more than my earlier posts ever did.

14. I love music, games, movies and TV serials.

15. I ate a bowl of Waffle Crisp this morning.

16. I ate a hotdog for lunch.

17. I ate Ba Chor Mee for dinner.

I tag 5 people.



| Push - 01:10



Now that I realise just one push is required to change everything. I find my life quite redundant. All those times, before 'O' Levels, pushing three or four times. Or when my mom wanted to buy me a white shirt when I was 8 and I pushed at least 5 times for green. I guess I really thought that I needed to push a lot to change everything when in actual fact it only takes one push. I honestly look kinda dumb right now, pushing more than once. If I knew this a long time ago, I think I'd only push like a quarter of what I've been pushing this whole time.

Argh.



Sunday, December 28 | Quiz about my love life. - 02:30

No. of relationships I've been in: None

No. of people I asked out: None

No. of acceptors: N.A.

No. of rejectors: N.A.

No. of people who asked me out: None

No. of people I accepted: N.A.

No. of people I rejected: N.A.

No. of Valentines' days I didn't spend single: None

No. of Christmases I didn't spend single: None

No. of birthdays I didn't spend single: None

No. of non-celebrity crushes I've had: A Gazillion

Haha, nice.





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