I think I'm on the Movie trailer blogging spree.
There's just so many supernatural Movies with Morpheus-like seniority.

Yeah click here to see the first supernatural movie trailer blog post. It be cool.
HERE!

Anyway this new movie's called Jumper.
Coming out right after Valentines' Day next year.



Hmmm, it's kinda funny how all these movies are novel adaptations.



Let's start the analysis from the beginning. (Here's a LINK if the Embed video doesn't load.

0:05 We see Hayden sitting on this couch watching TV. That must be what the show is about. HOLY SHIT, I WATCH TEEVEE TOO! I think I'm falling in love with this show already, it's so easily-relateable.

0:10 There's this mega-cut in the trailer and Hayden moved to another position in the couch. He can't have teleported because teleporting's totally impossible and just stupid in such short distances.

I'll forgive it since he flipped the channel to Family Guy. That show's full of off-topic jokes. I like.

0:15 Woah shit, this time it must be teleporting. Either that or they're using Windows Movie Maker to edit the scenes.

0:23 The doorman doesn't think he needs an umbrella. Hayden, for some reason, thinks he does. Perhaps teleportation powers give him Weather Forecasting insights too.

0:30 Oh I see. I guess the doorman didn't think Hayden would be standing dramatically atop the Big Ben in the rain, did he?

0:45 Hayden has a life others only dream of, or so the Narrator narrates. He could've been part of a Subaru commercial or one of them 4WDs.

0:50 Some weirdo guy drives through Hayden implying he has teleportation powers as well. They drive around looking for more teleporting fags people.

1:05 Narrator narrates, "Freedom comes with a price". I'm thinking that price is apparently a hot girlfriend who nags about his teleporting gay orgies. Damn, I'd exchange my life for a teleporting life even with the hot girl bundle.

1:25 Hey look! It's Morgan Freeman! Uh oh, he's got special sticks and chains that catch gay teleporting dudes. Watch out, lil' teleporting buddies!

2:10 Action sequences involve teleporting, sticks, chains, buses, trucks, desert, hot girlfriend, running. Sounds to me like a Michael Bay-ed movie, with gay orgies with a lil' bit of estrogen.

2:12 Haha, they've just showed the L33T spelling of jumper. Now I can use it, proudly, to SMS yong-kun.

Whatever, cool movie, looks like two movies I'm waiting for next year! Good thing they're not made by MTV. They screw up Sci-fis so bad.

After that Post about Black stuff, I didn't feel like posting anything anymore. Too bad I suddenly felt like it, yet again. Too many posts kinda make you dizzy, but it's okay. It's so you readers come to my blog instead of Paul's.

Anyway, i'm posting about Zubbles.



They're like bubbles, except with colours!!!
For some reason, you would wanna read about how they actually do it,

Zubbles are soap bubbles that used special dyes called leuco dyes allowing them to be colored. The purple bubble uses a chemical called crystal violet lactone. The soap mixture that produces them was the first in the world. Invented by Tim Kehoe, a toy creator from St. Paul, Minnesota, the bubbles have a very distinct color and do not leave stains. After they have popped, the color disappears with friction, water or exposure to air.

Well, for normal people who actually don't give a shit about how they're made. Here are more pictures of Zubbles, YEP, they come in different colours besides orange.





Yeah, kinda prettiful.
Now that's been done with.

I've gotta convince ex-girlfriends to produce some babies ASAP so that I'll have my own babies to buy these for.

Seriously, going down to the park to play with Random babies isn't as fun. I don't know about you, but chatting with the Police after that isn't that enjoyable..

Anyway, yeah that's it. Zubbles. Coloured bubbles with weird dyes that I can't pronounce propeller. Bye.

I got it off DesignNotes.



I was just browsing through DesignNotes and I saw that shit.

Yes yes, before all the comments come in, I'd like to say that it is sludge on the toothbrush.

I'll just quote the guy:

This morning I tried it for the first time, the experience ended up being less pleasant then I first thought it would be. I was fine seeing the black stuff on my brush, it wasn’t until it went into my mouth when my stomach started to turn. Near the end I barely could brush my tongue and when I spit it out to rinse I felt a bit queezy. In the end though my mouth did feel clean, but I’m not sure if the weirdness that I felt would be something I’d want to do again.

Yeah I think my stomach would churn too if I saw sludge overwhelming my mouth. Seriously, that thing's frikkin' sick.

Sure, it has a billion chemicals that make your teeth sparkly and shit, but don't think for one second that it'll start your day afresh

Anyway, going along with random black stuff. I delved further and found more black things



Yeah, it's black toilet paper. If your shit is not brown, but black, I'd suggest you keep away from this. I don't think you'll be able to differentiate between the clean and dirty regions.



Hey look! It even comes in a pack of 3!



Yeah, black ear-tips. Or as Nick calls them, 'Q-Tips'. Whatever they're called, they look kinda sick. I'll stick with the white ones.

I think it'll be safe to say that Black is the new 'Black'.

Anyway, continue reading on the site itself.
FRIKKIN'READTHISSHIT

Xinjie gave me this idea.
Yeah she's like lame because she's making me credit her because it was her idea.
I wrote this blog post somewhat about her.
She writes posts on this blog.
Don't ask me about the blog url because I too, think it's really retarded.

When I was first heard it I was like,
"Normal people have urls like 'Sophisticated-Smile' or 'Endless-Demeanor' or something with some cheem and emo shit stuff inside. But Pouty-Wouty is just totally insanely mega-ultimo-stadium-arcadium-ly retarded."

That statement was taken down word for word from the archives of my memory. Of course, it's no offense to all those other people with non-emo-cheem urls. Just Xinjie.


- Not in order of earliness of completing.


#1: Get a Nintendo Wii

#2: Mod the Nintendo Wii

#3: Listen to all the songs on my iTunes

#4: Change my 3-Year-old Glasses

#5: Post about 'O' Levels being over

#6: Buy a Bass Guitar

#7: Donate my Life Savings to Charity

#8: Tell my Family Members I love them

#9: Do other stuff people do before they die.

and yeah that's it.
What you think I'll conform to society?
I'M NOT GONNA PUT THE 10TH THING I'M GONNA DO.
Like no way, that's just so ordinary.
Nine's a better number anyway.

















Just kidding!
#10:

So what do you actually think of a person who's posted like 3 times today?

If I wasn't myself, I would think that this person's totally insane.
Like insane as in, could be a potential mental retard.

Either that or just another person who doesn't give a shit about 'O' Levels.
I'm gonna prove you wrong, because this post is not about not giving a shit about 'O' Levels. I CARE ABOUT MY FUTURE! At least... well, I think so.



Yeah that show comes out in 2008. It's called "Wanted".

Yeah it stars Angelina Jolie, she's kinda hot.
Then that guy on the right is the main character. He's noob.

TRAILERLINKCLICKIT

After watching it, I was like, that is SOOOOO THE MATRIX.

Seriously, just look at it, guy gets superpowers gets introduced to a gang of people who're in this little superpower world of their own.
ON TOP OF IT ALL, he gets an African American Mentor that's NOT MORPHEUS!
Morpheus-like Mentor's played by Morgan Freeman.

Anyway, I suspect not many of you guys would click the link.
So yeah, he can make bullets become homing and shit.
Some time-warping bullshit, pretty cool for awhile.
Okay, I'm feigning ignorance. I love insanely cool superpowers.
STOP JUDGDING ME

Say hi to Garfield for me!

You see that? That's a picture of Shrek. Yes Shrek. The Green ogre that proves childrens' imagination true that most monstrosities are basically green in colour.

Anyway if you're already half-traumatised by the fact that McDonald's employees once wore Shrek hats for a month, you're gonna be further shocked by this news.

The plot hasn't yet been announced but in an interview, Jeffrey Katzenberg (DreamWorks co-founder) said:

"Ultimately we will come back to understand how Shrek arrived in that swamp. We will reveal his story...

...It's a finite story, has been from the beginning and I think that's part of its integrity, part of its strength, that we're not thinking this up as we go."

Yeah, the new Shrek movie, retardly titled "Shrek Goes Forth", leaves me thinking, when will this ever stop.

Given that the Shrek movies WERE good, but it's gonna die soon. So I bet you guys can think of better Sequel titles for the Shrek Franchise. I've got some down here.


#5: Shrek is 5tupid (Alliteration helps)

#6: Shrek has 6ex (Critics complain Alliteration sucks)

#7: Shre7en (Numbers in titles sell better)

#8: Honey, Shrek Eight my Kids.

#9: 9 bottles of Shrek on the Wall

And lastly...

#10: Shrek X (Shrek turns into a cyborg)

Feel free for suggestions, I'll post them here.
I have a feeling by the year 3078, everyone would live in swamps.

I was just going over Gametrailers.
(Yeah it so happens that I too am a mega-geek and ultra gamer. Your loss.)

Yeah, you've got to read this gamer-stuff before you reach the end. You could either go through the ordeal or you could just scroll down. But I suggest you just read through it. I put in time and effort.

Well yeah, I go to Gametrailers to get some Video Review Insight. Two new games caught my attention!

The Simpsons Game and Timeshift







Yeah, as you can see from the pictures, Homer can turn into to huge ball, Lisa can control the hand of Buddha, Marge controls Mobs to do her bidding, Bart floats around with his funny purple cape thing.

Huge video game parodies such as Medal of Homer, Grand theft Scratchy and Neverquest.

Oh yeah, the first Simpsons game to have actual TV show Humour.



Well, this other game is just a First-Person Shooter whereby you can stop time. Pretty cool.



Moving on to music. The Song of the Day is Five for Fighting's The Riddle.

EDIT: Frikkin' Youtube disabled the videos embed.

Here's the link anyway. LINKLINKLINKLINK!!!

Have fun.

It's 2 weeks to the end of the 'O' Levels.



I want it now.



to play that. Super Smash Bros. Brawl is the game where you take control of every nintendo character (including Pikachu and Pokemon Trainer and some other third-party characters) and try to whack the shit out of each other.

I don't know about you, but I wanna see Pikachu owning the shit out of Mario.



It's been coming to my attention, (using Google Analytics that people actually use Internet Explorer on my blog.

I'm just gonna say that it kinda sucks.
Mozilla looks nicer here.
On Internet Explorer the blog kinda looks weird.
Like the words get blurry and stuff.

Be smart. Use Mozilla Firefox. It is good.

Click that big link at the bottom.
It let's you download Firefox.

Once you download it, you'll be able to check my blog for updates with comfortable eyes.

TRUE STORY, once I started using Firefox my eyesight stopped going from bad to worse. AND IT'S CURRENTLY 500.

So don't take your chances, use firefox.

Oh yeah, I don't earn $1.50 everytime you guys click on the link.

Damn, I just realised I totally didn't post on October 31st.

I think posting on birthdays are like, the most essential thing to do.



I found that shit over at Engadget.
Headlines are Crealev builds a Levitating Lamp.
I'm not sure about the practical aspect of this bullshit is but. It's kinda cool.

I'm assuming there's some sort of magnets here and there but this Dutch company doesn't really wanna show off the details saying it's "proprietary technology". Great.



NO SURPRISES THERE
It's definitely one of the better games on the DS.
Too bad I've never actually liked the Zelda series or played any games before this shit came out.

I kinda cheated a lil' bit going back and forth on GameFAQs.

Play this game if you have a DS and you're like Shit, why the hell did I buy this instead of a PSP.



I don't know if any of you like this, but I just added this to my iTunes.
I must say it's kinda good, but not really because I found out she was on MTV again but because there's this particularly nice song it.



It's called Hands on Me, and it kinda owns. Not owning much, but just kinda.

And all the constellations, shine down for us to see.

As I was tilting Nick's iPhone to play his PigShooter game, I got myself thinking.
Okay it didn't.

Chinese 'O' Levels were just like, okay.
Paper 1 was like all Out-of-point-like.
Paper 2 was like all easy and shit.
So when you add them together you get like, 'okay'.



Yeah, it's the new Mac OS X Leopard.

I don't really know what it does new.
Just that there's this Time Machine function.
And there's the Finder kinda looks like iTunes.

Too bad they're lame. I wanna see more revolutionary stuff, not evolutionary. This is like, just a better version of that Tiger OS.

Whatever, was never really into the Mac scene.
Paul should be the one commenting about Mac stuff.



That's this new DS game I've been playing.
It's the first Horror game on the handheld.

Honestly, it looks like shit.
But hey, it's the DS, you gotta give them some credit for even making it 3D and kinda realistic.

Played it for an hour or so, and it's kinda scary.
Mostly because of it's frikkin' soundtrack. Sounds like there's this weird zombie guy breathing down your neck. The soundtrack is also layered by your virtual Heartbeat.

Anyway, A big thanks for the Birthday notes. :)

Well, the inevitable has just arrived.

Just when you thought it could not happen, Super Mario Galaxy, the new platform game releasing for the Wii actually has MEGA-ULTRA-COOL ORCHESTRA MUSIC TO FIT WITH THE GAME!!!!!!!!!111111

Yes, now instead of that stupid beeping music that I so hate along with the stomping-on-random-looking-monsters gimmick game, I can now enjoy Modern Japanese Orchestra Music while playing this platform game that I actually may like.



Anyway, I've decided to start posting my ass off now.
The 'O' levels are kinda halfway through, but it's okay, I still use the com anyway.

'Till Next time! (which will probably be soon)