For those of you who don't know what the Wii can do (You guys are ignorant bastards, well not THAT ignorant and bastardious but still, ignorant) You should check out the link up there at the first sentence before reading this.
SHIT, I DON'T THINK I SHOULD BE THINKING OF GETTING A WII NOW WHEN IT'S LESS THAN A WEEK TO PRELIMS FRIKKIN' HELL.
But still, the Wii is one of the most innovative consoles ever AND it shall be added to my what I want to get after 'O' Levels list.
Just let me do some wishful thinking here.
I think the coolest game to get would be Wario Ware: Smooth Moves.
Any of you guys who play the Wario Ware Franchise would understand what I mean:
The game has just about 200 Microgames.
Yes, these 'Microgames' are smaller than frikkin' mini games. Most of the time it involves you doing one motion of the Wii Remote. It's easy in the beginning but the game speeds up progressively. After awhile the speed would be incomprehensible and you'll RUN AWAY FROM THE FRIKKIN' TEEVEE FROTHING AT THE FRIKKIN' MOUTH.
Of course, part of the fun of the microgames is the fashion at which they make you hold the Wii Remote. The first and easy ones just make you hold it forward, head pointing at the screen.
'So noob', you say? I don't think so.
After awhile, you'll get more difficult ones such as :
#1 Putting your control on the top of your head to make a mohawk.
#2 Leaving it on the desk as they would make you 'PICK UP A PHONE' HAHAHAHA.
#3 Shred paper using a manual shredder rotating your hand forward.
The forms are just seriously, insane. Yeah, they'll make you laugh like an asswipe.
The Moral of the story is... GET A FRIKKIN' WII
You can check out the other games as well I guess.
Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz
Super Paper Mario
Trauma Center: Second Opinion
Mario Party 8
Mercury Meltdown Revolution
The good thing about the Wii is that most of the games are all Multiplayer and involve you laughing at yourself doing a variety of weird things.
So for those of you who actually HAVE THE DAMMIT CONSOLE but not play with it every second of your everyday lives, you should self-mutilate, rendering yourself unable to play the console, and deliver the thing to me in the original package complete with 2 Wii Remotes and the Free CD that comes with it.
And that's it for the main post.
Xinjie YOUR RHYMES ARE DAMN FUNNY. So glad to have you as an MSN buddy!
Final Fantasy X-2 Sountrack tunes are the best.
If you're into Japanese Piano Melodies, just ask me.
I've been killing myself trying to learn those things while neglecting my studies.
This post is just too long. I hate this.
