I'm two hours away from buying either one of the three:
Metroid Prime 3, Super Paper Mario, or the Legend of Zelda.



Yes daily viewers, I'm being made to actually buy my video games.
I guess I'm not gonna go on and on about some mindless game that none of my blog viewers want to read. But I'm gonna tell you pre-impressions of the games.

That's right, pre-impressions.
They're like impressions, only that I've never actually played the game so it's not worthy of being called an impression. Just a pre-impression.

I feel bad for 'pre-impressions'. It's being overshadowed by it's less-lettered counterpart, 'impressions'. I wish people would do more pre-impressions.

Anyway for these 3 games.
I feel they are the games that are actually worth forking money over to Nintendo. At least in these three games, the developers aren't really mega generic. Unlike Clive Barker's Jericho, where the level designers are so incredibly un-creative that I think they might have been strapped in front of the TV watching Imagination Station on the Eureka! channel then having some mindless bodyguard bonking their heads with a stick of Frozen Stupid; Nintendo Designers are at least cooler.



Seriously, the level designers for the Jericho game should take a hint from Nintendo people. There are no holy-shit-that's-cool-i-never-would've-thought-about-it moments; in Clive Barker's Jericho you have holy-shit-that's-frikkin'-stupid-i-never-would've-thought-about-it moments.



Anyway, even though all the Nintendo games up there still have "I don't wanna live anymore, here's my weak spot, shoot it" boss battles. But I mean those things happen in almost every game, so, I think I can overlook it.

Good luck to people who bought Clive Barker's Jericho, I hope you enjoy your neo-zombie-killing game in the form of sci-fi stuff with main team characters being of every sex and race that all they need is a handicapped dude with a gun to fulfill political correctness.

Dumb game.

Buy Nintendo games instead.

Yeap, that's insane right. I'm sorry you guys had to see it. If the teaser trailer's not enough reason for you NOT to see the movie, you should check out the new trailer.

LINK

Not good enough? Let me give you another 5 BIG ASS REASONS why you shouldn't watch it.

#1 The chipmunks are almost ALWAYS naked. I mean for animals it'll be okay but then again, they're constantly portrayed as being bisexual. Up till now, I'm still not convinced of their sexuality even if the Red-shirted Chipmunk's name is Alvin.

#2 The chipmunks' voices have gone up FIVE FRIKKIN' ASS OCTAVES HIGHER. It was okay when I was 5 and imitating the voices was kinda cute. But now it's just over the point of Unbearable. Your ears would droop, turn black and decompose during the movie. Once outside of the theatre, you'll have shrivelled-up holes at the side of your head. I don't think the ladies will go for that.

#3 According to descriptions of each chipmunk I'm given in the trailer, Alvin is a flamboyantly seductive hula hooper, Simon has a servant fetish, and Theodore is a nocturnal frotteur. I pray for the kids who watch this.

#4 The chipmunk ate frikkin' shit. Why? I'm not very sure, but it was probably because of that bet with the servant chipmunk, perhaps now it has servant AND faeces fetishes. Fart jokes = bad movie. Seriously.

#5 I don't like cartoon spin-offs. I don't like squirrels, in cartoon form, with high squeaky voices. period.

Well, according to my history teacher. I'm supposed to address both sides of the discussion so, I have one reason why you should watch Alvin & the Chipmunks.

That is because Jason Lee, the lead actor for My name is Earl is the lead actor this... sitcom.

Happy Birthday, Kyra.

So make me promises, girl, the kind I know you can't keep.
And while I'm losing my mind, I hope you're home finding sleep.
But you and I both know that that's not the case
because the look on your face gives all your secrets away.



Hey look, it's more music. This time, it's been sitting in my iTunes for a long time before I've found its goodness. Song's called One Hundred Times by Hit the Lights. Go get it.

I've been playing FIFA 08 with my brother recently. I find it's rather amusing but sooner or later, I'm gonna have to find something else to own my brother in. Maybe when I get a my Wii (that's modded), I'll find something.



The people at iwatchstuff decided that they could pretty much guess what was going on behind the scenes in the Making of the Poster.

"All right, well, obviously we'll show an eye."

"Ooo! That's good--like the title. I like it. Since it's Jessica Alba's eye, though, it isn't really that scary. Just a beautiful woman's eye."

"Right... Well, how about if we make the skin deathly anemic, like the ghosts in The Grudge and every other Asian horror movie?"

"That's pretty good. Speaking of The Grudge, though, now it looks just like the poster to The Grudge."

"OK, we'll make some fingers coming out of the eye then. That's scary, right? No one wants fingers coming out of their eye. Yuck! It would be gross and terrifying."

"Yeah, I think the fingers coming out should be all covered in mud and chipped fingernails and dirt!"

"Dammit, Larry, you had to make me shit myself!"

Oh yeah, and lastly, some weird people want me to advertise their online Flea Market site. http://buymenowxzxzxz.livejournal.com

kthxbai.