I'm going over to Malaysia for the next 3 days so if you don't see any new posts, feel free to feel sad. Like your life just died a little.

I've put up a countdown just for you hardcore imperfectgrandeurians. Yes I have named you - the readers - imperfectgrandeurians. Doesn't it feel great just saying it? Yeah I know, it is intense, isn't it?

You guys mean a lot to this blog. If you guys hadn't been reading the blog this often, the blog would be real sad. So sad, that it would lose its colour. (Pun intended). ((Referring to the fact my blog has no colour)). (((Excluding Pictures, Videos and Links))).

3 DAYS REMAINING

If you hit the refresh button enough times, you'll see the countdown magically.. counting down. Like I said it would. No, this has nothing to do with that counter below the archives.

Okay, guys, you have to check this out.

There's an article about a woman who has revealed that she's been married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years. Like seriously. That's just.... FACKING. AWESOME.

Speaking of walls, my stomach walls kinda hurt. I think it has something to do with the late-night McDonald's. Boy, those things sure pack a punch. A punch to my colon.

Link to Article



Conrad, if you're reading this. Apparently, this is the show we briefly watched at Adele's place. Seriously, how was I supposed to know that the Forbidden Kingdom is in English. It practically screams Mandarin. Oh yeah, and the white-haired witch which we thought was hot if she had black hair instead? Her name's Li Bingbing.

Click Here for pictures of her.

*Switches on torrent download*



This right here is the trailer for Dragonball: Evolution (aka Dragonball with guns)

Okay at it's best, at it's really really really best, I'd put the production values of this film to be around... Xena: Warrior Princess.

I'd watch it for the same reasons I agreed to watch DOA: Dead or Alive.

You guys might be thinking:

"How is it that Nathan stays at home everyday, but manages to stay so awesome and cool throughout the holidays?"

My answer would be to play video games.

That's right kids! I'm going to be teaching you the wonders of virtual reality! How great it is to delve into a unique world of fantasy all from the comfort of your own room.

5 Steps to living an awesome life.

#1. Go to Google.com and type the keyword "games". You should see at least 1,100,000,000 results.

#2. Take note of the number of times the word 'Games' appears in the search results.

#3. When you're done, at the bottom of the screen you should see an arrow with the word "Next" under it. Click it.

#4. By now, if you are indeed a normal person with normal attention span, you should realise the amount of fun you are having. Right you are, you are actually playing a game using google! The wonders of the Internet!

#5. Everytime you've taken note of the word 'Games' a 100 times, YOU LEVEL UP!!! ZZZZZZOMMGGGGGGGGGGGAWWWDDDDD.

You might be asking: 'To What end?' or, 'What is the purpose of this?'

I would then reply, 'There is an end. But how long are you willing to fight against it? Your story depends on you.'

When you've finally decided that you can't take it anymore (i.e. Can't look at the word 'Games' without vomiting your lunch out), you shall post the level that you reached right before you 'died' onto the tagboard for the world to see. Your conquest is public.

To kickstart this, I died at level 54 (5400 'Games'). That's right, bitches, I own this game.

'Meagre' is the word of the day:
To be deficient in amount or quality.
You fit the description - perfectly.
From the moment I knew you, it was all you were to be.

I like the lyrics.

On a lighter note, HERE'S MY CHARACTER IN CABAL ONLINE!





Yeah, I'm a girl okay.
Shit, and you know why I picked a girl? Not because I secretly like tricking guys into giving me free stuff in-game. BUT because seriously, the guy models look like they've been stuffing rats under their skin.

Yeah, I know. Rats. Like their bodies are the muscles and their tails are the veins. Analogies are cool. Haha, their faces are distorted too. Like their eyebrows covered half their faces or something.

I'd honestly prefer to choose a character that won't make me cringe everytime I look at it. Frankly, my character's kinda hot. With swords and stuff. Shit, that's hot.

My future girlfriend had better carry swords around as well. That would be so hot and awesome, it'd be wait for it...










'hawesome'.