why couldn't we just stop time and allow ourselves a less stressful environment. It would help.

Well, it's nearing the exams and i haven't started studying at all, unless of course you count listening intensly to what the teacher is trying to convey. Let us summarize what i have yet to cover.

English:
Nothing to cover, you can't study comprehension. That's just retarded.

Chinese:
I have to remember the stupid words plus the format for my ying yong wen(chinese letter writing).

A/E Mathematics:
I've been degrading in this subject since last year. Practising is the only way i guess. I'll shall start with uh... Nope i don't wanna start no more.

Chemistry:
Dammit, I can't do this subject for nuts. Stupid mole concept is just itching to ruin my life - can't stand it. I'll try to the worksheets that were supposed to be due 2 months ago. That should up my marks by at least 5.

Biology:
Teacher: Okay class let's look at this diagram of a *dkasjflkdasdf* which is connected to the *sakjasldfkajsd*.
Student: Do we really have to learn that?
Teacher: No, I just thought you might want the extra information.
I'll fail for sure.

History (Elective):
*Sigh* I just can't blame the teacher. I wrote 3 pages of real, non-bullshit, from-the-bottom-of-my-heart information + content and i failed by one mark.

Social Studies:
Well it's basically the same as my history, but i understand it better. Maybe a just pass or even an above average would be much of a miracle. I suck in humanities.

Well, it's just my MEP prac + theory that could bring my average up. Well this exam is totally, gajillion-bazillion % impossible without God's help. Hopefully, that one small prayer before the invigilator says 'Start' would save me.

I don't wanna go for concentration camp.

Again, I have no idea what to blog about today. Blogging is hard once you actually consciously think of it. I mean there isn't much to talk about except what you did during the day which is quite stupidly boring.


Anyway, to make this post somewhat interesting. I shall waste my time to put a lengthy conversation between me and nick. He keeps saying I'm lame. Does anyone of you actually agree to that totally opinionated statement?


nick: ive seen really spastic and lame ppl but you DEFINITELY 245.78% take the cake, man.
me: why 245.78? rounding off is a good idea to allow people of lower comprehensibility to understand
nick: plz spareme nathan!!
me: ?
nick: if i continue listening to you, my brain cells would all frikkin evaporate into nothing and i will fail my tests
nick: plz nathan plz
me: brain cells don't evaporate.
nick: okay fine they..
nick: uh..
me: sublimation maybe, but never evaporate.
nick: -___-"
me: seriously
me: just think for one second how brain cells can evaporate.
me: it's scientifically proven that brain cells never evaporate.
nick: uh......
me: according to a survey taken from my imagination it is clearly not possible.
nick: geez, man.
nick: now i know what muddufess has to put up with.
me: with what?
nick: with your lameness
me: omg there is no lameness in that
nick: there is
nick: youre the ultimate la
me: go buy a lameness detector or something.
me: yours is spoilt
nick: is not
nick: it was working fine till i met you
nick: too much lameness
nick: it couldnt take it so it died on me.
me: how?
nick: it sublimed.
nick: into chocolates
nick: i ate it.
me: that's impossible.
nick: it is
me: lameness can't sublime into chocolate.
me: don't you understand the lameodic table of elements.
me: below lameness is cotton candy
me: like duh
nick: when u have magical powers given to you from the elder pixie of munchkinland, anything is possible.
me: no way?
nick: yes way
me: where can i get this magical elder pixie wonderland power thing
nick: go to fairy island, swim a krillion jillion fizillion miles to the land of viciously muatated unicorns and go east-west 46.2 degrees and then kill some fish, fight some marshmallows, slap a monkey's red ass, lick some tree bark and then fly to mars and gather some mars sand and shove it into your nostril and then u will magically end up right in front of the elder pixies face
nick: i wouldnt say it is a very arduos journey
me: but how do i catch it.
me: he is an elder pixie of wonderland thing.
nick: use a masterball
nick: it can catch anything
nick: everybody knows thats the only way to catch mr elder pixie
me: i see.
nick: yes.
nick: so u gotta go find ash ketchum first
me: why?
nick: so u can get the masterball
me: he only has pokeballs. and a pikachu
nick: wel, he suddenly magically had a jillion masterballs
me: how come?
nick: one day he came home and he saw a jillion masterballs in his room
nick: maybe he had some masterball mother and it gave birth to all 1 jillion of em
me: okay that's not lame anymore
me: that's just weird.