There's an article about a woman who has revealed that she's been married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years. Like seriously. That's just.... FACKING. AWESOME.
Speaking of walls, my stomach walls kinda hurt. I think it has something to do with the late-night McDonald's. Boy, those things sure pack a punch. A punch to my colon.
Link to Article

Conrad, if you're reading this. Apparently, this is the show we briefly watched at Adele's place. Seriously, how was I supposed to know that the Forbidden Kingdom is in English. It practically screams Mandarin. Oh yeah, and the white-haired witch which we thought was hot if she had black hair instead? Her name's Li Bingbing.
Click Here for pictures of her.
*Switches on torrent download*
This right here is the trailer for Dragonball: Evolution (aka Dragonball with guns)
Okay at it's best, at it's really really really best, I'd put the production values of this film to be around... Xena: Warrior Princess.
I'd watch it for the same reasons I agreed to watch DOA: Dead or Alive.