You see that? That's a picture of Shrek. Yes Shrek. The Green ogre that proves childrens' imagination true that most monstrosities are basically green in colour.

Anyway if you're already half-traumatised by the fact that McDonald's employees once wore Shrek hats for a month, you're gonna be further shocked by this news.

The plot hasn't yet been announced but in an interview, Jeffrey Katzenberg (DreamWorks co-founder) said:

"Ultimately we will come back to understand how Shrek arrived in that swamp. We will reveal his story...

...It's a finite story, has been from the beginning and I think that's part of its integrity, part of its strength, that we're not thinking this up as we go."

Yeah, the new Shrek movie, retardly titled "Shrek Goes Forth", leaves me thinking, when will this ever stop.

Given that the Shrek movies WERE good, but it's gonna die soon. So I bet you guys can think of better Sequel titles for the Shrek Franchise. I've got some down here.


#5: Shrek is 5tupid (Alliteration helps)

#6: Shrek has 6ex (Critics complain Alliteration sucks)

#7: Shre7en (Numbers in titles sell better)

#8: Honey, Shrek Eight my Kids.

#9: 9 bottles of Shrek on the Wall

And lastly...

#10: Shrek X (Shrek turns into a cyborg)

Feel free for suggestions, I'll post them here.
I have a feeling by the year 3078, everyone would live in swamps.