Yeap, that's insane right. I'm sorry you guys had to see it. If the teaser trailer's not enough reason for you NOT to see the movie, you should check out the new trailer.

LINK

Not good enough? Let me give you another 5 BIG ASS REASONS why you shouldn't watch it.

#1 The chipmunks are almost ALWAYS naked. I mean for animals it'll be okay but then again, they're constantly portrayed as being bisexual. Up till now, I'm still not convinced of their sexuality even if the Red-shirted Chipmunk's name is Alvin.

#2 The chipmunks' voices have gone up FIVE FRIKKIN' ASS OCTAVES HIGHER. It was okay when I was 5 and imitating the voices was kinda cute. But now it's just over the point of Unbearable. Your ears would droop, turn black and decompose during the movie. Once outside of the theatre, you'll have shrivelled-up holes at the side of your head. I don't think the ladies will go for that.

#3 According to descriptions of each chipmunk I'm given in the trailer, Alvin is a flamboyantly seductive hula hooper, Simon has a servant fetish, and Theodore is a nocturnal frotteur. I pray for the kids who watch this.

#4 The chipmunk ate frikkin' shit. Why? I'm not very sure, but it was probably because of that bet with the servant chipmunk, perhaps now it has servant AND faeces fetishes. Fart jokes = bad movie. Seriously.

#5 I don't like cartoon spin-offs. I don't like squirrels, in cartoon form, with high squeaky voices. period.

Well, according to my history teacher. I'm supposed to address both sides of the discussion so, I have one reason why you should watch Alvin & the Chipmunks.

That is because Jason Lee, the lead actor for My name is Earl is the lead actor this... sitcom.

Happy Birthday, Kyra.