Okay so here's the shit.

My Fridge door has this little window where you can like get water and stuff. Only today did I realise that everytime I go ahead and grab some water from the window thingy, I open the fridge door and check to see if there's nice stuff in the Fridge.

I mean not that I wanna eat stuff, but I just wanna see if there's anything different. It's a little bit queer for me since I've never noticed it throughout the 6 years I've had the fridge. I mean what kind of retarded freak opens his fridge door to check if there's nice things inside only when he's acquiring water from the fridge door water dispenser.

All you scientists out there, don't you just wanna study me?
See how I work and why the hell would I do such a thing?

WELL YOU CAN'T

That's because, YOU GUYS ALREADY DO THAT AND I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE.
I mean, total noob-tastic man. Seriously, think about it, EVERYONE DOES THAT!

I'd bet if I conducted a survey right now, and have a question:
"Do you check to see if there's cool stuff in the fridge while waiting for your water to dispense in the inbuilt fridge door water dispenser?"
A) YES
B) no... :(
C) Who the hell has an inbuilt fridge door water dispenser anyway?
D) MONKEYS APPEAR IN MY SWEET COMPARTMENT!

At least 78% of the results (assuming there's only one question) would be answered with 'D'.

WHY, you ask? Obviously, everyone around my age always try to frikkin' act as if they're the funniest shits around town. WHEN IN FACT they're just making fun of their own-stupid-selves.

I mean just think logically, D is actually a sub-answer of 'A' if you see that if Monkeys have had appeared in the sweet compartment, you would've opened the fridge door while you were waiting for water to dispense.

If you don't even wait for the water to dispense, you shouldn't even be answering the question and instead, be striking out the question with a large N.A. sign.

Nub --> Noob --> Newb.

I mean seriously, can't you people be less random?

This post just doesn't make sense because I didn't answer my question in the first place and it has no point. Totally doesn't make me random and in turn contradict myself so bye.