\trans-MOG-ruh-fy\, transitive verb:
To change into a different shape or to transform, often with bizarre or humorous effect.
Examples:
A washing machine transmogrified into a guitar.
For the impulsive sin of turning to look back at the funereal pyre of Sodom and Gomorrah, Lot's wife is transmogrified into a pillar of salt as she flees the inferno.
Roast chicken is still roast chicken whether you label it haute cuisine, bourgeois cuisine or country cooking; even calling it "poulet roti" will not transmogrify this simple bird.
Moving on to the next topic,
Here are 10 random thoughts right now on my mind.
- I am too sleep-deprived, I should sleep now.
- Using tissue paper as a contact list after a camp is NOT advised.
- My phone's vibration produces a 'MEOW MEOW' sound.
- Shit, I rolled my chair over my lil' toey wooey!
- buwwa luwwa clazza aaalaakaaaZAM kazza bolinara DUCK
- CHURCH CAMPS ARE FUN
- Power to the Peopple!!
- Paul HillBill was from CAT HIGH!
- I still haven't changed my guitar string
- Stephanie doesn't know how to ICE SKATE