Lol, just came back from Shanghai. Normally I would have a super long post about what the hell i did. However, sadly I'm not that kind of stupid ass blogger. I'm don't like being labled boring. Therefore we shall have an abnormal post now.

Let us - Me and Myself - start this post by saying, "Fare - dy - well, Nick". Buy those gumballs, I need to suck, extract the flavour, not swallow, those little juicy balls of tenderness and goodness.

Well for the entire trip I was deprived of my 300 new songs, including 3 new albums I bought. Stupid retards just don't know nothing about fixing iPods. But I've learnt my lesson, never send your iPod for repair, it'll turn out oppositely.

Well there's nothing really to talk about. Since I just came back from Shanghai and all. I did take picture of this pirate's market. I think that's the translation from Shanghainese but that's what the tourists call it. They like grabbing you by the hand and make you buy their stuff. Sometimes I like buying their stuff but it's hard. They like jacking up the prices and I don't like jacked up prices. Therefore I ask for a lower price. By using this ultimate formula, I conclude the conversation with the peddler by buying an item that started with RMB150 to RMB20.

S$1.00 = RMB0.20

I don't really like posting too long, therefore have a blast with your holidays and keep checking back here for the pictures of my happy Shanghai holiday.

Wednesday. 6pm. movie, benchwarmers. For details please call 999 and ask to be directed to the nearest jail so that you can be locked up to ask a guard to speak to me. They will then call me and inform me that you would want to speak to moi. In 15 minutes from your caged life, you would be speaking to me through a closed-line telephone seperated by a transparent glass pane.

or you could just sms me.